Pujols Reppin The 609
If you hail from Central New Jersey, sorry. I didn't mean to get your hopes up. Albert Pujols does not represent the 609. If you are a Ludacris fan, sorry. Pujols may or may not have garden hoes in...
View ArticleMLB Wakes Up Prospects For New School Year With Cup Of Coffee
Maybe because I am not Prospector Ralph aka Endorphin Ralph aka The Prospector aka Prospect Jesus aka Peter, Paul and 'I Know Prospects' Mary Well aka The Pro-Spectulator aka I Am Still Not Beating...
View ArticleA Fish Called Miranda
Ariel Miranda pitched a no-hitter yesterday through six innings and 112 pitches that had to be the worst six-inning no-hitter in baseball history. Shame the M's removed him before he gave up a hit,...
View ArticleArgh, Cole The Pirate Has Spurry
Gerrit Cole has an injured arm, possibly elbow spurs. I love this scenario: a pitcher throws like garbage for weeks then the team announces he's hurt. Love, love, love. This is my favorite. Five...
View ArticleNorris Can K Eleven Twins With Only Thirty Strikes
Yesterday, Daniel Norris went 6 1/3 IP, 2 ER, 7 baserunners, 11 Ks, ERA at 3.81. Deserved better than a no decision, but he's 23 years old, making $500,000, so who cares what he deserves? I deserve...
View ArticleThe KK Ray Took Buy Baby Away
Kevin Kiermaier might be my first sleeper of the 2017 fantasy baseball season. The funny thing (completely and irrefutably not funny) is with fantasy football starting, fantasy basketball getting...
View ArticleBaseman Turner Overdrive Is Takin’ Care Of Business
I blame Jonathan Villar, Dusty, Francisco Lindor and Rougned Odor, in no particular order. Those players and Dusty are the reason why I owned Trea Turner and dropped him. I mean, no one would be...
View ArticleWith Reyes, The Cards At Least Hold An Ace-High In Their Hands
This offseason I'm going to recap sixteen-after-twenty, then I'll go over the best rookies for next year, then I'll go into sleepers and, finally, the new rankings. Holy crap! We're already at the...
View ArticleTop 40 Starters for 2016 Fantasy Baseball, A Recap
So, how’s everyone holding up without fantasy baseball every day? I don’t know what to do with myself! This week I wandered into a Starbucks and told the coffeerista about Aaron Sanchez for 2017....
View ArticleTop 80 Starters for 2017 Fantasy Baseball
One quick note, our War Room guy from last year has dropped out, so if you guys (maybe four girls) want a War Room this year, someone needs to step up to make it happen. I will take ready, willing and...
View ArticleFantasyDraft: Crack Open A Duff For Opening Day
Holy Shizz! I can't believe Opening Day is already here, it seems like a couple weeks ago I was opening up the 2016 season with Mad Max. I hope you all had a great off season, but now it's time to...
View ArticleFreeman Hits Ball 40 Acres And Runs Like A Mule
I wonder if Freddie Freeman has Fletch-like dreams where he pictures himself with a huge afro and his name is Freddie World B. Freeman. "He's actually 6-5, with the afro, 6-9. Pretty good hands,...
View ArticleAmbulance Chasers, Week 2: Bird Flu In Bean Town
I feel like I could list every Boston Red Sox player in my post this week. A bunch of their players came down with the flu, even the untouchable Andrew Benintendi, who apparently threw-up in the dugout...
View ArticleFanDuel: I Like My Easter Eggs Odorizzi
Hello, peeps! It’s the day before the most wonderful day of the year: it’s Chocolate Eve! Today, somewhere in a burrow far, far away, the Easter Bunny is busily laying his eggs and packing them into...
View ArticleBiking Bumgarner Bail Out a Big Bummer
There's no denying that Madison Bumgarner works hard. Well, he plays even harder. So it should have come as no surprise when news broke that the San Francisco ace was placed on the disabled list after...
View ArticleReally Thucks Noah Has A Thor Arm
As the old expression goes, you can count on three things in life, death, taxes, and Mets pitchers ruining your week/month/season with an injury of some sort. This is a slight update on the late 80's...
View ArticleEd-Rod Going Clear…. And The Top 100 Pitchers, Week 5
What you didn't think I was going to go full homer with my debut pitching profile? I mean, it's as if you don't even know me? Suffice it to say we've turned the keys to the Top 100 pitching ship from...
View ArticleSeverino Brown, The Ca$H Money Brothers……And The Top 100 Pitchers
We all have fears, no matter who you are, no matter what you've been through, you're scared of something. It might be clowns, maybe it's spiders, perhaps it's being strapped to a chair Clockwork Orange...
View ArticleA Karnival of Curves……. And The Top 100 Pitchers
Is there anything better than baseball on a rainy Saturday afternoon? You can't do any yard work, you know, because it's pouring, so you settle into your favorite chair, crack a beer, and you're...
View ArticleCharlie Morton The Salt Bae…….And The Top 100 Pitchers
Has there been any "sleeper" more hyped this season than Charlie Morton? It seems like we're constantly being reminded of the spike in velocity, the swing and miss stuff, the combination of swinging...
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